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The events are as followed:
Recently I got a new phone, and a long with that came a brand new number.
A few days after I had my new number some guy named Jake text me for an appointment. I was confused and asked him what for. He never would give me an explanation though he was pretty persistant to get an appointment.
A couple days later while I was at ASU I got a phone call from a guy and he asked for Milly. I told him he had the wrong number and we hung up.
The next night I get a missed call at 2 o'clock in the morning from an unknown number.
On Sunday I get a call from an unknown number and another guy asks me if he can come over. I tell him no, I don't know him.
At this point I am pretty fed up and tell Fletcher to look up my number in Google to see what comes up. He searches and for about the first ten searches my number pops up along with a girl named Milly. He clicks on the first one and in short THE GIRL IS A FEMALE ESCORT! We laugh are heads off for about five minutes. I couldn't help but say, "This does not happen in real life!"
Later that night I tell Fletcher, "You know after all this... I can't help but feel a little sexier." Needless to say I will be changing my number again SUPER soon.
I love how people call them escorts when really they're just nasty prostitutes. I think calling them escorts makes everyone feel better. Except me. I know what they really are. Ew!
ReplyDeleteoh my funniest thing EVER! I would die. Did you go back to the store and tell them you wanted a new number?
ReplyDeleteOMG,
ReplyDeletehow's that even possible you got that number? haha
That's hilarious. Sounds like the girl was popular.
ReplyDeleteThat is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile. When I changed my number, I had people calling me to join them in SWINGER classes! I don't know if you know what that is...but that was pretty disturbing. haha! How funny!
ReplyDeletehaha this is fantastic. I switched my house phone number one time and it turns out that it was previously belonged to an Easy Bake Oven repair center. So that was fun. :)
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Gosh. DYING! That so does not happen in real life. Hahahahaha :)
ReplyDeletehahahahah this is hilarious!!!! What a funny story!
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Hahahah, TOO FUNNY! Thank God for google, huh?!
ReplyDeleteThat is SO funny! What a great story!
ReplyDeleteAhh this is too funny! Seriously that doesn't happen in real life. Crazy.
ReplyDeletehahahaha that's so great!!!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha i love this! so freaking hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteWOW! how can they even give someone that number?! and how do these things happen to you!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Not cool...but funny :P
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