i was debating whether or not to put my whole talk up because i am so ridicuously funny but i think i will just give you the best parts......
I know what you are all thinking by seeing me up here. Who is that lucky guy? I didn’t here she was engaged! Well i hate to be the barer of bad news but i’m not tying the knot, i’m not getting hitched, and no one has liked it enough to put a ring on it. And to be honest i think i’ll just avoid it and stay here for just a while longer.
Girls, it is so important to be modest. Don’t distract these young men from doing something as important as passing or blessing the sacrament. It is so easy to through a sweater over a dress that has questionable sleeves. Come over to my house you can totally borrow one I will not object. I always think if the savior saw me today would i be embarrassed to confront him in this outfit, or can everyone who see me see that i am a daughter of God.
... yeah thats pretty much it. i dont want everyone to think they can just ditch my awesome talk and ill post the whole thing :) and when i said put i ring on it i totally did the beyonce move. you should have heard bishop staker laughing haha. he loves me. but then again after my talk who wouldn't?